DHINchaK BOllyWooD ~~~

i exactly dont remember the last time i wrote here..but it was certainly sometimes back.... well above statement was nothing but an idiotic opening to something that i am confused to write about.... but ..... ummm ..... u see .... mmmmm....ok...let see.............wait ---- (pause) ---- silence so what should i write about now -- disco dandiya dhinchak bollywood songs OR some heavy philosophy(o yeah, i can do that too) coin........toss....... so it be.....its dhinchak gaane from bollyvoood...... people always have a taste for good songs, melodies, rock etcetra etcetra....... but lately i ve been collecting some of the very weird and bad songs of our philam indushtry and lemme tell u one thing.....u listen to them once and u ll be singing them for whole day..... the bappi the lehri theorem - " the more bad the song is faster it sticks ". please give a due attention to their lyrics, words here are not to mean anything but to sound something like the last word of last line.....how they write the first line of these is still a mystery to me.... and here goes the list...... 1. jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole olle olle olle ...... {wah, wah, } 2. tu cheez badi hai mast mast ......... 3. tutu too tutu tara...todo na dil hamara....... {dard bhara nagma} 4. tujhko mirchi lagi to main kya karu........ 5. bul bula re bul bala mujhko baho mein sulla......{ a govinda song} 6. tan tana tan tan tan tara ..chalti hai kya nau se bara.... 7. haaye hukku haay hukku haay haay, haay hukku haay hukku haay haay ek ladki mere samne mera dil liye -(pause) jay -(pause) jay -(pause) jay - 8. meri pant bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy meri chal bhi sexy..........blah blah......wooo { dhanya ho govinda} 9. tunak tunak tun tunak tun tara ra ra...{o Daler paaji} and now ladieeeeeeees and gentelmen, i give u the weirdest of weird songs, the ultimate "super" please-do-not-listen-to-this song ok ...this ones from some Sanjay Dutt earlier movies......its something like.... " thay thay thay duniya ki thay thay thay...jhukti hai duniya jhukane wala chahiye....pat ti hai ladki patane wala chahiye....thay thay thay...duniya ki thay thay thay.." heres link..i say it again dont watch this - http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=_WAncRXDK1I&feature=related n now that i ve written this..i feel its not that bad....rather its quite a morale-boosting song....wow..... theres also some recent addtion to the list.....an english version of "thay thay thay" , u heard that song from movie...HELLO....--- bang bang bang....the one where our dear SALMAN K dances shirtless.....( well ! where he doesn't ? )...... i hope u must know some more of these....please pool in (list i mean)........these are real good stress busters....hats off to bollywood....they do out-of-the-world stuff...its just that we poor people of this world has bear with that out-of-the-world stuff... i bet its going to be our best weapon against martians... and now i am all... tan tana tan tan....wait i mean...haaye huku haaye huku...i cant....bul bula re .....olle olle olle ......stop...... tutu too tutu .....myself......tunak tunak tun.....singing these damm....thay thay thay....... bappi lehri s true.....bang bang bang.