jst (dont) name it

Whats wrong with you.?? Yes, I am asking you. I know you are not here, for the reason being simple enough that it contradicts your self. Yet I am asking - why the hell do you share your share of miseries with the entire web-space of orkut.

theres a broad categorization depending on how weird or stupid ur orkut name can be..

(ONE) on mere philosophical terms -> life is like a river, live like you mean it,Lord please help me help my stupid self, happiness is so happy, take the chances-give me the bournville (okay i made the last one) ...(n the one before that too) but you get the point...moving on

(TWO) on your current status-emotional, psychological, marital(!!), et al ....{i m using name homer to excuse all who pooped this shit on their orkut profiles, heres the samples -> homer!!exam over, homer!!complicated, homer!! kicked in nuts, homer!!punjabi puttar(ha ha,the satire my goodness), homer!! sailing high on life, homer!!back home, homer!!hurray!! i am finally married, homer!!i ll always remember this day, homer!!crack on....poor homer

(THIRD) those who declare themselves that which they seriously can never be{i think orkut is pretty handy there} -> i m cool, mr. X - hot as heater, the dude, champ back on commode, i rule my lunch box etcetra etcetra

(FOURTH) are those who for some reason(that i would never understand) scribble(if its possible there) their names in hashes and slashes, so that it actually takes an anglo manuscript to decode it -> i m extremely srry as i cant give examples to this one, but if must know it looks something like this \;'\\,>><$%^~`!@ (it reads - this guy needs a new name, for all I care)

for further support to the motive presented. heres the link of profile that suggest names for profiles on orkut but better is the list of members -> http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community?cmm=62392029

heres the example (i dont know even one of them) so i dont care ....

❝╡ﾶ尺ﾉdu╞▬❞ i miss my old days, ●๋•αккι™ mY lYf WuD sUcK wIdOuT U, 4m dwrka strt... Ank's d gr8...#37, kimig◄◄◄•●→ Memories of Ur Broken promis, _____мѕ. нα[ω]т ¢нσ¢σℓαтє__________________, ╚»ŔŐÚŃĂĶ«╝» мιsS υ (jAaN) ωнη ∂я ιz η0 яєѕη!

now-its getting on my nerves...so ta-da

I dont know whether GOD exists or not.

But religion, for sure, as we know it - does not exists.

George: We're gonna get a little place.

Lennie: Okay, yeah, we're gonna get a little place and w're gonna...

teen(ke liye) patti

so .. leaves do have that effect on you .. more when the flavor milk comes as supplementary..

this time it was JC..lego..dumbhead..and..lemur...

motleyed into the DEV-D kinda theme, they matched the concept of the day.. it was just the psyche of four(three atleast) that made world go black n red, somethin like the "sin-city" with lego n dumbhead on the emergency control mission.. it was no less than a situation where you can say "Houston! we have a problem!!". just the difference.. there was no houston..

somehow..meters equalled kilometers and the axial tilt of earth shifted to no less than 45% SE.. there was no point talkin co-ordinates.. soon lego was dead(atleast that was what dumbhead kept on askin every 3 minutes) and JC kept on forgettin his own jokes .. the laugh ride was all time high..

lemur was somehow a pacifier-kinda-ape(!!).. he convinced dumbhead atleast 213 times that he was still normal..

dumbhead by this time was busy reloading lego..JC busy umm umm doing ....somethin(do all actions have words assigned to them?).. "how the fuck are they playin cricket in this tilted park" .. "yeah man, why s ball not comin to us".."are those two there--gays"..."bhai, tu jim carey hai yaar".."the person you are tryin to reach is unreachable"..."karan, main normal hu na yaar".."did u piss in my glass..nyways I ll still have it.."

then he got it. the packet in pocket. dumbhead n lego had the salt n nimbu..they were now in a car parkin n now comes the food..lots n lots of it.. JC somehow had manufactured a puri-sabji plate..lego was down in a corner and dumbhead was busy mounting his plate with puris till the point where people started suspectin him of smuggling...

next day they all knew about the their respective blackouts but leaves were not gone yet...ice-cream and the effect insinuated..that made it a 2 day hangover(almost)

PS - i shud ve said this earlier, its a reader-specific article..not all will understand.