"Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,

Apple seed and apple thorn,

Wire, briar, limber lock

Three geese in a flock

One flew East

One flew West

And one flew over the cuckoo's nest."

ad libitum

This comes so naturally to me - the stupidity of giving an impression of myself that I myself do not and can not believe in.

And best part about is the fact that its unintentional.

Ah.unintentional.the philosophical counter-word for "automatic"..see I told you that relativity prevails. or did I not ? anyways, how does it matter?

And after all this happens to be an extemporaneous write up you see.That means this is first time I am directly typing on notepad rather than getting via paper-and-ink route.So, bear the imbecility.I do.After all, What cant be cured, must be endured..

Another feature from gamut of my "foolery prowess es" is my inability to write a pre-conceived idea.As so happens, this was going to be not a self-critical but rather a something My-best-novel-scenes or a GRE based write up that I must have recounted about a zillion times in my head.ad lib.spontaneity has its own pleasures.

There is one more thing that I would like to confess to myself,here.That I long for readers to this blog.I never thought of that way before I started out but now, it's been a long time and countless efforts (including the failure of orkut updates).Things change for reasons unexplained.A law.Chaos.

List goes on.better to stop than keep scorching till my self-respect gives in.Hell.

PS - why did I even write IT ? answers please..

Wonder Why !

Impromptu!!

Do?Dont.

Great that all is for no-one to be,

A lap of la-la words

to count time in phrases.

Redemption for one & none

You me and we.

Joy to be held, the

wonderful wizard of booze.

Insignia for our times to be,

the nap of a lifetime

That sixty-first second of another death

a painful retrieval of life.

Agony to be set free,

pain about the unknown.

Ofcourse, curiosity killed the cat

Depression DiD the Duck

For all others,

happyness was enough poison..

LeisUre@BreEzeR#TeAser

"Want another shot ?" ; lousyone asked. "Let's wait." replied dumbhead.Pause.

"Sutta?"; he asked again."OK". Lousyone went out in the balcony, dumbhead followed.

Then lego and finally roger.Now all in balcony. With Roger without the puff but the half drunk vodka.Glasses half, puffs nearlyhalf.

It was leisure.total.

Gawking stupidly enough to make them idiots but not so much to call them scoundrels; they all gazed into the nownothingness of the front-bedroom-balcony facing them.With this exact magnitude of stupidness; none of four knew waht was to happen. Vodkas still somewhat left, puffs just less than nearlyhalf.Dumbhead could now feel the aftereffects.Breezer was slowly doing what they expected it to.They stood there for nothing, or something, or anything, or anything ?nobody could ve answered that.Lousyone then lego then roger then dumbhead.

Suddenly someone appeared in the front-bedroom-balcony.She was in green ..Lets save it for afterwards.They suddenly killed the somewhat left cigaretts.She might know Roger's family.This wont be good man.His parents didnt knew about their sleepover plan.

Risky Business !!

But....she looked...turned...walked away.....ooh llalla #@$*

All four watched in awe as that green top denim shorts (and by shorts I mean really short) walked away. Why was GOD so kind to them that night ? they still dont know> esf yjod yjr mohjy @@ shit !! my keyboards gone crack or what? wow : seems good know>>>pj gigl>>

damm

ok so she walked away_four still very still_they saw the mangoes twitching in an undefined perfection_they were stupified_more precisely- stoned_ lousyone was the first one to sense and decode that it could be signal of somekind_"common man you saw how she looked at us " : he said_they all refused to accept what they wished to agree_she cAme again_ she looked---turned--walked away--ooh llalla.

Frequency of the front-bedroom-balcony visits increased.The fridge became a good accessory of bends. show was on for them. she would try to find something under the bed and they would rise from that amazing view. it was all explicit. teaser was at its best. stretch out for nothing.and then would disappear for that moment to let them grasp the content of that anecdote.

lousyone suggested we..oops..they talk.how? they asked." lego"- he replied.

after one failed attempt lego made the move.dumbhead and roger watched through the grills.Apparently, it was a part of plan that only two talk.If application would ve been accepted, i still dont know how would they have done the maths then (if u know what i mean).

lego ,the master, was as glib as always.teaser was not as good with the words as with the mangoes.and lousyone - well - he sucked.

at three in the morning what-was-to-be-shown-was-seen.words seemed stupid and dumbhead somehow knew it was the end.the last desperate measure sunk when she didnt call back on the no. they threw in her balcony ( although lego claims that he now receives msgs from unknown no. !!) (and roger says he saw her again next night!!)

Finally on roof-top garden, the last one of signature-on-the-rocks went down the hill.

at five , early morning sun greeting them good morning, perfect whether, the daybreak seemed to ask them - "tharki sallon ... ab to haramknori band karo " .. dumbhead laughed as he heard that in his head...breezer was gone...he knew now as he could listen to all those crappy voices in his head again....it was not good morning..it was ...I dont know what it was... i slept like fag....

PS - jargons excused! theyfour would know

Hi Guys !!Well to be very frank, I am not sure there are a lot many people reading it(thanks to my poor blog-advertising!). Anyways for all those unlucky fellows who have no better option than to be here, on my blog -- I missed you a lot.(I am sure now theres no one). So, Hi No-one. ;) OK so heres the thing... Just recently I watched LAGAAN - good movie though.And here I am writing its sequel........or......not exactly. Well, lets suppose that LAGAAN was real, for once.I mean, what if all that would have happened for real, what were to be the real life consequences.. Heres my theory... What if - part<2.0>..!! Champaner (the village ) won the game.Firangis have gone.No lagaan for next three years. But Our Hero - who?. BHUVAN. What about him ? Oh him. Yeah. Him. What about him ? OK he made a century, won the game for us. So what, he gets the heroine, they live in their village happily, doing farming and stuff and have kids and - Oh please, shut up...Come on man, v r talkin abt real life possibilities here... Heres what happens ;) Impressed by his performance ! (in cricket, silly) . Lankashire calls him to play county cricket !! He s now a BRITISH citizen and becomes their cricket star - kinda like Bekhem in football now. Hes a dude - has BMWs, making pounds of pounds...doing full to aish with memme ( i mean gori memme - abe dhakkan - angreji babes). In the meanwhile, back in India all other provinces have seen LAGAAN (thanks to moser-baer) and start playing matches with East India Company !! :o !! As cricket comes so naturally to us ...We ofcourse win and finaly INDIA gets independent !! :o !! (A lot earlier to 1947)...Thanks to cricket ! So with all this extra time(as compared to 1947) and our enormous popullation-I mean potential.We become the most developed country of the world.The super-power type!! :o !! And like a super-power, we actually dont have anything really meaningful to do. So a little out of frustration and a lot out of boredome...we attack and capture GREAT BRITAIN!! :o !! Badla!Tan tadaaaaaaan...(srry, bekaar sound effect). Anyways, intresting part is that they cant even free themselves..We've already beaten them in cricket.YOOHOO (cant use the real word,its under copyright) So - YOOHOO !! Fast forward>>>>Now in twenty first century, we are still the super-power and thanks to us that we captured ENGLAND , America has not been discovered ( and we are too lousy for all that discovering stuff n all ).That means those Mayans are still going balls-over-heads behind that hero from 'apocalypto'. Bechara, woh toh english bhi nahi bol sakta... So, coming to what are the present scenarios of world with INDIA being in control, the ...................................... Srry guys my sponsors wont give more spac........ok ok ...bye PS - to be continued ..... ; ) heres the - what if..!! { http://erudite-prodigy.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-if.html }

the BIGOTRY of CREDENCE

what we actually tend to think about norms usually decide the realms of our philosophy.Does a pragmatic ideology more convincing than an aesthetic abstraction still remains a question not to be answered but to ponder on.And its so because many times our capricious tendencies fail to agree with  happenings because we are yet not prepared to indulge into those arcane philosophies.

But at other, completely opposite frame of realities these paranormal or say unexplained sciences provide a source to let us place our Creed into the very basic of human believes ; that in itself is one of the very reasons that we can give logic to things around us.

                                                            

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"If you want my advice Peter," he said at last,"you have made a mistake already. By asking anyone.Never ask people.Not about your work.Don't you know what you want? How can you stand it , not to know ?"

                                                                       - The Fountainhead

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MIND F@#K YAAR !!!

kaisa tera jalwa, kaisa tera pyaar...

pura ka poora, mind f@#k yaar...

well, thats the new adult version(heres download link -

http://passionforcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/audio/devd/devdxrated.mp3)

of 'emosonal atyachar' from DEV D

......have u seen it ?

yes -- well done.....no -- go for it, now...u can read the rest later on....go now..hurrrryyyyy

I dont have to declare any more that I am anuraag kashyap(hes the indian christopher nolan) smitten at this particular point of time...reason -- I saw DEV D and cause - I did see 'BLACK FRIDAY' and 'NO SMOKING(!!)'....

I will try not to provide any contents of adulation towards Mr. Kashyap in my talks but he deserves certain credits for his exceptional work towards cinema as an art.

For my writing on topic like this..it would have been sincere insincerity towards my love of movies had I any more delayed this subject..moreover other subjects would have been way out of line or rather boring to my limited readers(if there are any - but I can certainly count on Jatin! thanx brother...)

So ...movies....

speaking of them...they are a BIG BIG source of almost every kind of information today and more importantly it no longer just entertainment......modern day cinema has evolved to an extent where movies have become an experience...In this context DEV D turns out to be cinematographic brilliance...and best part is - its an indian product..

more obvious reason being its practical approach to a what was as yet depicted superficial theme ( guy going gaga over girl....grrrr). you will definitely relate to a abhay deol drinking down a Smirnoff vodka over a dhoti wala SRK drinking some color drink in some green batli at some fancy place....moreover - direction..screenplay..acting..cinematography -- all brilliant..

same goes for other anuraag kashyap movies (including NO SMOKING - although I couldnt understand it)...

there have been other equally remarkable works in recent years and I do have the same appreciation for them too ...

talking about angreji pikchar walas - the hollywood i mean, I just dont understand how they make so much of so good movies at such a frequency.....ok guys times up..gharwalle gaalliyan de rahe hain...."sara din computer par laga rahta hai..akal dhele bhar ki bhi nahi hai mue ko...chal bhindi lekar aa......."....srry for that...typed what i heard....gtg

Still kudos AK for DD...and for guys...watch ' GULAAL' on 13th march ..next AK direction..

"abhi tak nahi utha.."

bYe