Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Hi Guys !!Well to be very frank, I am not sure there are a lot many people reading it(thanks to my poor blog-advertising!). Anyways for all those unlucky fellows who have no better option than to be here, on my blog -- I missed you a lot.(I am sure now theres no one). So, Hi No-one. ;) OK so heres the thing... Just recently I watched LAGAAN - good movie though.And here I am writing its sequel........or......not exactly. Well, lets suppose that LAGAAN was real, for once.I mean, what if all that would have happened for real, what were to be the real life consequences.. Heres my theory... What if - part<2.0>..!! Champaner (the village ) won the game.Firangis have gone.No lagaan for next three years. But Our Hero - who?. BHUVAN. What about him ? Oh him. Yeah. Him. What about him ? OK he made a century, won the game for us. So what, he gets the heroine, they live in their village happily, doing farming and stuff and have kids and - Oh please, shut up...Come on man, v r talkin abt real life possibilities here... Heres what happens ;) Impressed by his performance ! (in cricket, silly) . Lankashire calls him to play county cricket !! He s now a BRITISH citizen and becomes their cricket star - kinda like Bekhem in football now. Hes a dude - has BMWs, making pounds of pounds...doing full to aish with memme ( i mean gori memme - abe dhakkan - angreji babes). In the meanwhile, back in India all other provinces have seen LAGAAN (thanks to moser-baer) and start playing matches with East India Company !! :o !! As cricket comes so naturally to us ...We ofcourse win and finaly INDIA gets independent !! :o !! (A lot earlier to 1947)...Thanks to cricket ! So with all this extra time(as compared to 1947) and our enormous popullation-I mean potential.We become the most developed country of the world.The super-power type!! :o !! And like a super-power, we actually dont have anything really meaningful to do. So a little out of frustration and a lot out of boredome...we attack and capture GREAT BRITAIN!! :o !! Badla!Tan tadaaaaaaan...(srry, bekaar sound effect). Anyways, intresting part is that they cant even free themselves..We've already beaten them in cricket.YOOHOO (cant use the real word,its under copyright) So - YOOHOO !! Fast forward>>>>Now in twenty first century, we are still the super-power and thanks to us that we captured ENGLAND , America has not been discovered ( and we are too lousy for all that discovering stuff n all ).That means those Mayans are still going balls-over-heads behind that hero from 'apocalypto'. Bechara, woh toh english bhi nahi bol sakta... So, coming to what are the present scenarios of world with INDIA being in control, the ...................................... Srry guys my sponsors wont give more spac........ok ok ...bye PS - to be continued ..... ; ) heres the - what if..!! { http://erudite-prodigy.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-if.html }