MMS(ecretory)

Secretory to MMS : Sir, Obama will be coming in September.

MMS : What? Have they caught him ?

Sec (frowns) : No, Sir. I said Obama not Osama.

MMS : Yes, I know US president. I met Mr. Osama in G3 summit. What I am asking is, Have they caught that obama?

Sec(completely blown out): Ummm, Sir. Obama is the president. Osama is the terrorist.

MMs : Really? Then I had dinner at white house with a terrorist. Damm those americans. They think they are so smart and the guys been hiding in

their president's crib. I must call em at once. (picks up the receiver) Hello, connect me to US!

Sec : Ahh. Sir. That is to the pilots cabin. We are on the plane, remember?

And sir, Obama is the president and you had dinner with him.

MMS (confused) : O hho. These goras must get a good accent. He called himself AUAAMA(tries the accent,pathetically)..So much for their fake accent.

anyways, I am hungry. Get me a happy meal.

Sec : Sir, we are on a plane...to germany...

MMS : Oh yes. But....what went wrong them, did we beat them in football..

Sec : Sir..We dont play football....

MMS : Is it so, even after that 'chak de india'...I loved amitabh's role..u know the way he teaches those dislexic players...and all..it was all

so scientific n complicated...frankly,I didnt get the ending of that movie..

Sec (deep sighs) : yes sir, even I didnt...

MMS : So, wheres my happy meal?

Sec (wishes now that he had a shotgun) : Sir, you had it twenty minutes earlier.

MMS : Really, oh. I am sorry then, I must go for a walk then. (gets up)

Sec (for the love of god,somebody just tell me the name of the person who made him the PM) : Sir, we are on our way to berlin...We are on the

plane....

MMs : Ha Ha..ofcourse ofcourse...I was just testing you. You are good, good. See, thats why you are my bodyguard..And when will we reach

france...caz I cant wait to see the Big Ben first thing..and you know th......

(thats all folks,MMS returns sson)