jst (dont) name it

Whats wrong with you.?? Yes, I am asking you. I know you are not here, for the reason being simple enough that it contradicts your self. Yet I am asking - why the hell do you share your share of miseries with the entire web-space of orkut.

theres a broad categorization depending on how weird or stupid ur orkut name can be..

(ONE) on mere philosophical terms -> life is like a river, live like you mean it,Lord please help me help my stupid self, happiness is so happy, take the chances-give me the bournville (okay i made the last one) ...(n the one before that too) but you get the point...moving on

(TWO) on your current status-emotional, psychological, marital(!!), et al ....{i m using name homer to excuse all who pooped this shit on their orkut profiles, heres the samples -> homer!!exam over, homer!!complicated, homer!! kicked in nuts, homer!!punjabi puttar(ha ha,the satire my goodness), homer!! sailing high on life, homer!!back home, homer!!hurray!! i am finally married, homer!!i ll always remember this day, homer!!crack on....poor homer

(THIRD) those who declare themselves that which they seriously can never be{i think orkut is pretty handy there} -> i m cool, mr. X - hot as heater, the dude, champ back on commode, i rule my lunch box etcetra etcetra

(FOURTH) are those who for some reason(that i would never understand) scribble(if its possible there) their names in hashes and slashes, so that it actually takes an anglo manuscript to decode it -> i m extremely srry as i cant give examples to this one, but if must know it looks something like this \;'\\,>><$%^~`!@ (it reads - this guy needs a new name, for all I care)

for further support to the motive presented. heres the link of profile that suggest names for profiles on orkut but better is the list of members -> http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community?cmm=62392029

heres the example (i dont know even one of them) so i dont care ....

❝╡ﾶ尺ﾉdu╞▬❞ i miss my old days, ●๋•αккι™ mY lYf WuD sUcK wIdOuT U, 4m dwrka strt... Ank's d gr8...#37, kimig◄◄◄•●→ Memories of Ur Broken promis, _____мѕ. нα[ω]т ¢нσ¢σℓαтє__________________, ╚»ŔŐÚŃĂĶ«╝» мιsS υ (jAaN) ωнη ∂я ιz η0 яєѕη!

now-its getting on my nerves...so ta-da