Hi Guys !!Well to be very frank, I am not sure there are a lot many people reading it(thanks to my poor blog-advertising!). Anyways for all those unlucky fellows who have no better option than to be here, on my blog -- I missed you a lot.(I am sure now theres no one). So, Hi No-one. ;) OK so heres the thing... Just recently I watched LAGAAN - good movie though.And here I am writing its sequel........or......not exactly. Well, lets suppose that LAGAAN was real, for once.I mean, what if all that would have happened for real, what were to be the real life consequences.. Heres my theory... What if - part<2.0>..!! Champaner (the village ) won the game.Firangis have gone.No lagaan for next three years. But Our Hero - who?. BHUVAN. What about him ? Oh him. Yeah. Him. What about him ? OK he made a century, won the game for us. So what, he gets the heroine, they live in their village happily, doing farming and stuff and have kids and - Oh please, shut up...Come on man, v r talkin abt real life possibilities here... Heres what happens ;) Impressed by his performance ! (in cricket, silly) . Lankashire calls him to play county cricket !! He s now a BRITISH citizen and becomes their cricket star - kinda like Bekhem in football now. Hes a dude - has BMWs, making pounds of pounds...doing full to aish with memme ( i mean gori memme - abe dhakkan - angreji babes). In the meanwhile, back in India all other provinces have seen LAGAAN (thanks to moser-baer) and start playing matches with East India Company !! :o !! As cricket comes so naturally to us ...We ofcourse win and finaly INDIA gets independent !! :o !! (A lot earlier to 1947)...Thanks to cricket ! So with all this extra time(as compared to 1947) and our enormous popullation-I mean potential.We become the most developed country of the world.The super-power type!! :o !! And like a super-power, we actually dont have anything really meaningful to do. So a little out of frustration and a lot out of boredome...we attack and capture GREAT BRITAIN!! :o !! Badla!Tan tadaaaaaaan...(srry, bekaar sound effect). Anyways, intresting part is that they cant even free themselves..We've already beaten them in cricket.YOOHOO (cant use the real word,its under copyright) So - YOOHOO !! Fast forward>>>>Now in twenty first century, we are still the super-power and thanks to us that we captured ENGLAND , America has not been discovered ( and we are too lousy for all that discovering stuff n all ).That means those Mayans are still going balls-over-heads behind that hero from 'apocalypto'. Bechara, woh toh english bhi nahi bol sakta... So, coming to what are the present scenarios of world with INDIA being in control, the ...................................... Srry guys my sponsors wont give more spac........ok ok ...bye PS - to be continued ..... ; ) heres the - what if..!! { http://erudite-prodigy.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-if.html }

the BIGOTRY of CREDENCE

what we actually tend to think about norms usually decide the realms of our philosophy.Does a pragmatic ideology more convincing than an aesthetic abstraction still remains a question not to be answered but to ponder on.And its so because many times our capricious tendencies fail to agree with  happenings because we are yet not prepared to indulge into those arcane philosophies.

But at other, completely opposite frame of realities these paranormal or say unexplained sciences provide a source to let us place our Creed into the very basic of human believes ; that in itself is one of the very reasons that we can give logic to things around us.

                                                            

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"If you want my advice Peter," he said at last,"you have made a mistake already. By asking anyone.Never ask people.Not about your work.Don't you know what you want? How can you stand it , not to know ?"

                                                                       - The Fountainhead

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MIND F@#K YAAR !!!

kaisa tera jalwa, kaisa tera pyaar...

pura ka poora, mind f@#k yaar...

well, thats the new adult version(heres download link -

http://passionforcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/audio/devd/devdxrated.mp3)

of 'emosonal atyachar' from DEV D

......have u seen it ?

yes -- well done.....no -- go for it, now...u can read the rest later on....go now..hurrrryyyyy

I dont have to declare any more that I am anuraag kashyap(hes the indian christopher nolan) smitten at this particular point of time...reason -- I saw DEV D and cause - I did see 'BLACK FRIDAY' and 'NO SMOKING(!!)'....

I will try not to provide any contents of adulation towards Mr. Kashyap in my talks but he deserves certain credits for his exceptional work towards cinema as an art.

For my writing on topic like this..it would have been sincere insincerity towards my love of movies had I any more delayed this subject..moreover other subjects would have been way out of line or rather boring to my limited readers(if there are any - but I can certainly count on Jatin! thanx brother...)

So ...movies....

speaking of them...they are a BIG BIG source of almost every kind of information today and more importantly it no longer just entertainment......modern day cinema has evolved to an extent where movies have become an experience...In this context DEV D turns out to be cinematographic brilliance...and best part is - its an indian product..

more obvious reason being its practical approach to a what was as yet depicted superficial theme ( guy going gaga over girl....grrrr). you will definitely relate to a abhay deol drinking down a Smirnoff vodka over a dhoti wala SRK drinking some color drink in some green batli at some fancy place....moreover - direction..screenplay..acting..cinematography -- all brilliant..

same goes for other anuraag kashyap movies (including NO SMOKING - although I couldnt understand it)...

there have been other equally remarkable works in recent years and I do have the same appreciation for them too ...

talking about angreji pikchar walas - the hollywood i mean, I just dont understand how they make so much of so good movies at such a frequency.....ok guys times up..gharwalle gaalliyan de rahe hain...."sara din computer par laga rahta hai..akal dhele bhar ki bhi nahi hai mue ko...chal bhindi lekar aa......."....srry for that...typed what i heard....gtg

Still kudos AK for DD...and for guys...watch ' GULAAL' on 13th march ..next AK direction..

"abhi tak nahi utha.."

bYe

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loSt + fouNd

well, that says all about my current state and is ironically name of a very irritatingly important folder on my ubuntu---- n thats the one that did it all - ubuntu. pretty name huh - ubuntu. so what, i am a bit baffled and all crappy and just a little ( not exactly, rather blown out ) mad at myself for IT -->> the ubuntu... it all happened when i thought of removing my xp and replacing ubuntu....and then its all chaos....na.....cyber chaos.....that sounds techy. so where was me```cyber techy```ya..now my pc is all dumb````all data gone...everything and thats from where the term 'lost' comes.... but in all this shitty process of loosing my valuable collection of everything..i found something..shockingly that is ubuntu....its simply great...more if your xp installation is more older than sir gates himself or viruses have a 'CTBT' policy signed with your system 32..thats somethin like... virus will attack n hang the system every 32 minute of the login time and xp do all it can to make things look safe to you although back there in its registers ; trojan horse is 'kickning the digital shit' out of your super {secure} windows. n this ubuntu is simply mind 'BLASTTING'.no viruses..no antiviruses no crap.... simple and yet too good for nearly everything....n its here that we get the term - 'found'....

ironically thers this mysterious folder in ubuntu that goes by this name n untill now i hoped it might have some of my previous data..but it dont..as i know now...so it all adds up to just this -- "lost+found" all said and done... moral of the story -- try ubuntu if u are bored and exhausted with xp --- but just keep backup ( i didnt ) and so you dont get to write a post like this... PS : check out my new photographic venture along with shrawan here - http://shrawanzadoo.blogspot.com/ camera >> sony H-10..shutter speed and size do some really cool stuff together.. adios!!

what iF.. !!

well well well..... its a critical time out there....financially...politically....socially and every other '-ally-' kinda stuff. theres a lot of tension going on between India and Pakistan .... so heres my take on the situation ... but ..... its a bit hypothetical .... i mean, its a look into the future... what if ... !!

" During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way. This was their scenario................. But if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan . The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India . They don't need any permission from their government,and promptly order the countdowns. Indian technology is highly advanced. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution. But... they need permission from the Government of India. They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet. The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets, but due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition, it gets adjourned and adjourned indefinitely. The President asks for a quick decision. In the mean time,........ the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. Their attempts for a relaunch are still on. Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, a caretaker government is installed. The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not take such a decision because elections are at hand. A Public Interest Litigation is filed in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission. The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM, and says the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation. Just then.... one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building at 11.00AM . Fortunately there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA . The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting. This time all the parties agree. Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision. Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised. In California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible". On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan. Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes. A missile (smuggled from USA ) is pressed into service. Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits its original destination:Russia . Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad . The missile hits the target and creates havoc. Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits. Thus India never gets to launch the missile. Pakistan never gets it right. And we live happily ever after..."

hApPy NeW YeaR

hey guys ...happy new year...cheers 2009 just had the best new year.... thanks varun and harman......love you guys...... feeling a bit dizzy now.... gtg mates.....buy...... savvy........!!!!!!!!!