"Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit ‘em, but remember it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird."

?? I ??

I am another lazy Piscean, I run a marathon everyday!!

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless gangster.

I have been in a semi-coma state for now almost 42 years, with 20 on credit.

On weekends, I perform opera in my balcony, most of the times its “house”-full.

I am an Electronics engineer by academics; I performed “Hamlet” on my project presentation. As a result, I now do it every Thursday.

I have been world famous before the invention of mass-media.

I have solved many universal mysteries, recent one being “Anthony Cone Hai ?”.

I repair space-shuttles every Sunday, after school. I denied presidency of Vietnam seven times, then US attacked them.

I am in perfect health after I got Electrocutioned, twice. Since that, I emit electrons every now and then, heres another ~~> e⁻

During my free time, I remodel nuclear power plants, thereby increasing its Colocation capacity. Often I am seen in daily news of Amazon, fighting the deadly Goulds.

I perform death defying stunts blindfold and can prepare 5-minute noodles in 2 minutes.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I make award winning mathematical jokes. I don't perspire. I almost had a diplodocus on my ninth birthday, turned out that it was a vegetarian.

I can summon fireflies through hypnotism. I watched exorcist thrice, everytime I missed the second half. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I breed critically acclaimed mules, they recite Burlesque.

I have won prawn-hunting competitions in Malta and Pinball tournaments in Matindu.

I often figure out where to take a leek when I am giving Geography lectures.

During my re-creation time, I overspeed global warming and have made ozone wider by my sheer concentration. I decipher Mesoamerican mayan scripts.

Once, I prepared a full course meal with only twenty two varieties of semi-raw poppy plant.I have a diploma in designing doodles. I am the subject of countless mocumenteries.

I seldom blinks. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I edit photos of random people on Google. I make list of crappy songs. I have fake profile on every social networking site, I might be in your friend list.

I not famous but I receive fan-mails.

And

I write crap, people read it.

The good The BAD the Quilt

The year Gone. The year came.

Party s over kiddo.

Chapter 2. The Good, The Bad, The Quilt

As amusing as title sounds, heres something to complement it(prateek's orkut tagline - sometimes back) >> "Daru piyo te insaan bano..rotti toh kutte bhi kha lete hain.." !! ;)

For me the bad is as good as the good.And no, I m yet to go complete mad. So, heres insanity ....

What makes bad really "bad"? or How good is "good"?

This is for the purists, those who define so well in blacks n whites_ Does we lack the contemplation ?

I think we do..

Caz when we label something as "bad"..we make it bad forever, now it not just a thing.. its rather a bad_thing. Adjective becomes the noun. And thats how bad is bad .. about good -- well it all @#$%

Why is that people carry an anti-attitude for Booze, cigarettes or SEX(o:).. etc. etc.

Why are these the scapegoats for our idoticity ? If anyones dumb enough to smoke tens in a day.. hows puff the killer. Its we, who are weak enough to lose to our desires.

Heres the analogy - so many of us flunk caz we dont study(huff finally the truth comes out...relief), I wonder why studies are still so dear to our parents. Afterall, in both cases, its our weakness .. for one its attraction for other the contempt.

Talk about SEX and world go mad (ofcourse, its such a wonderful thing) .. {you bugger, I meant that in pejorative effects} .. (oh sorry), I mean its a misdemeanor to say the af you see kay but the hullabaloo over religion is so moral..

And abuses (I ll advocate them some,other time).

The point I am trying to make is to check the attitude.To know how a bad is exactly same as the good, to be pertinent to noun than to adjective.

For once, try giving reason to the bad. Why villain is not the hero and if so, why do we even need a villain ? What is the reason of existence of the BAD, the ANTI ??

If something "is", its for a reason..and we cant prioritize reason of things that cause us.

So I try to comprehend, the white of black.

Some good takes of bad - Gulaal(movie).. all bad the worst one wins, Simoquin Prophecies(book, Samit Basu).. has a commendable climax, the explanations of evil .

As for the QUILT..(to the one who knows what it means and I hope reads this)

There is no good outside, no bad inside.No wrongs, no right, atleast not bigger than your freewill.

The limit is you, try breaking it.

With Good/Bad Intentions.

L

PS - "Insaan bano, atleast koshish toh karo.."